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by Hovannes
10 Nov 2024, 12:57
Forum: Fellowship Hall
Topic: How will you celebrate Veteran's Day?
Replies: 0
Views: 8

How will you celebrate Veteran's Day?

Just curious.

The eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
I have a dusty poppy left over from last year---I hardly ever see them around here anymore.

We're both down with the crude so we won't be going to the parade downtown.
by Hovannes
09 Nov 2024, 14:57
Forum: Youth Room
Topic: Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Replies: 1791
Views: 5184636

Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

I am disappointed in myself and my local Ace hardware. of the same I had some 1-1/2" slotted 1/4-20 panhead screws and needed 2" screws, so I gave the clerk my 1-1/2" screw and told him I wanted five of the same but 2 inches. He put the 2 inch screws in a bag and I went on my merry wa...
by Hovannes
09 Nov 2024, 09:36
Forum: Youth Room
Topic: Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Replies: 1791
Views: 5184636

Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

JimVH wrote: 09 Nov 2024, 08:46 I want all of you to know that I will not serve in a cabinet position if I asked.
For the win....unless of course you need the work.
by Hovannes
08 Nov 2024, 18:57
Forum: Youth Room
Topic: Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Replies: 1791
Views: 5184636

Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

So yesterday I was in the garage putzing around with the Model T when my bride comes in and notices (after 26 years) that I've got coffee cans and baby food jars full of nuts, bolts, screws, washers and nails all in a couple of very old wooden Coca Cola crates on the shelving. My fate was immediatel...
by Hovannes
07 Nov 2024, 18:32
Forum: Youth Room
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 145
Views: 64956

Dad jokes

What noise does a piano make when it laughs?
Yamaha ha ha haha!
by Hovannes
07 Nov 2024, 15:10
Forum: Theology
Topic: Tucker and the Exorcist
Replies: 0
Views: 32

Tucker and the Exorcist

by Hovannes
07 Nov 2024, 10:20
Forum: Youth Room
Topic: Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Replies: 1791
Views: 5184636

Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

I am going to Fresno Ag Hardware this morning to buy two 3/4x3/32 cotter pins.
by Hovannes
06 Nov 2024, 09:16
Forum: Fellowship Hall
Topic: The Woodworking thread
Replies: 5
Views: 63

The Woodworking thread

Do we have one of these yet?

I find myself attracted to traditional hand tools, which entails finding them at swap meets/thrift stores/yard sales and restoring them, so I spent more time working on tools than on building stuff.
by Hovannes
05 Nov 2024, 18:52
Forum: Youth Room
Topic: Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Replies: 1791
Views: 5184636

Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

The kitchen sink is backed up.
No relief with the plunger.
So I opened the cleanout outside and she blew like Old Faithful.
A welcome resspite from the election coverage on TV.
by Hovannes
05 Nov 2024, 18:47
Forum: Fellowship Hall
Topic: Election Thread II: Kamala vs. Trump
Replies: 204
Views: 38127

Election Thread II: Kamala vs. Trump

There were so many yard signs I think I might have mistakenly voted for a realtor.