Christian Pipe Smokers

What if the podcasters don't really exist....what if none of you actually exists? I'm pretty sure that I exist though. I do have that.

The goal is to bust every light in one cursor swipe. If you are successful send a PM to Hugo and get a Daniel Webster cigar.

...breaking the Christmas lights at the top of the page.

Is a gulp more or less than a snort? A gulp is equal to 3 snorts. A pull is equal to 2 gulps. A sip is for sissies who make a face and say " wheeeeeeew" after their sip. Please note that this only applies to cheap rye and moonshine and cheap vodka.. Fine bourbons and scotch can be sipped ...

..for a big gulp of Old Overholt Rye whisky (Doc Holiday's brand of choice. True story.), a Coors Light and a Padilla Churchill. They were seconds from Cigars International and only cost 30.00 for 20 cigars. At first they were slightly dried out and the draw was too easy but a few days in my custom ...

BJ's country store has a food counter and make the best cheese biscuits ever. Hot biscuits and runny rat cheese. You can get them stuffed with bacon, pork tenderloin, hot link sausage. sissy nonhot link sausage or pattie sausage. I usually get the hot sausage links and side order of bacon for the do...

I am not paying your student loan. OK? Got it? Ha ha. Don't blame you. It's not a student loan though. The lady said it was a scholarship! How I qualify for a scholarship, I do not know. May it's because I'm 68 years old. Pays for the tuition though. The lady told me I did not qualify for the Feder...

Nobody else, just Fain.

Registered for one, that is uno, class for spring semester at my local community college, auto engine repair. Even got a "scholarship", so no tuition. I haven't been in school since 1975 except for in-service LEO training which doesn't count because it is impossible to flunk. If I like it,...

MD 2020. AKA Mad Dog.