Christian Pipe Smokers

I wore an ascot for the first time today. Worked well. Highly recommend.

Whippersnapper contacted me on FB the other day trying to sell this tobacco. I'm not interested in any of it, but thought I'd pass it on. I'll get his contact info of anyone here is interested. He didn't say what he wants for it. https://i.imgur.com/tQyd8Bs.jpg Sweet stash. Tell that old boy I said...

How much is shipping?

Lee Harvey Oswald shot first.

Jack Ruby took care of it.

He recently sold his image to da debbil; nothing is surprising now.

Did you get an odd email about a recent purchase from your porn site?

Some sort of sex toy, perhaps?

I can pack it but, it won't stay lit type of complaint?

'tis my go-to

All new, tonight on Space Alien's Do the Darnedest Things:

New evidence suggests Grey Aliens actually started the American Civil War by shooting first.

8pm Eastern / 7 Central.

Them dammed Confederate Rebels shot first.

Them dammed Yankee Federalists shot first.