Rules are pretty simple. Just Post a story (embarrassing or otherwise) meme, picture, joke or anything funny! whichever is funniest wins the sweet pipe tool F.T.F.o.J. pictured below and maybe a tin of aged tobacco like Irish flake or Lakeland Dark.
I am the sole judge. (In case of a tie, judge #2, JimVH will choose the winner, if jim can't decide then it goes to judge 3, coco)
Just so there is no funny business, $ bids will also be accepted.
Good luck!
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There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa). She had elephantiasis of one boob. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. Her other boob was a tiny thing. Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. It was always super weird.
But she was a sweetheart.
There. That's something you know now.
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jmg wrote: ↑07 Nov 2022, 17:51oh my, I read it first
There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa) dig phonics. She had elephantiasis of one boob I did not
know that this was possible. Was her right or left boob so inflicted?. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. huge eye bugged out Her other boob was a tiny thing.what in the world? Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. props for old school jungle To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. huger eye bugged out It was always super weird. You don't say.
But she was a sweetheart.
There. That's something you know now. Yes. Yes it is. Wish I didn't.
Nothing destroys cowboy boots faster than mare's urine. - JimVH as published in Equine Quarterly September 2022
jmg wrote: ↑07 Nov 2022, 17:51
There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa). She had elephantiasis of one boob. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. Her other boob was a tiny thing. Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. It was always super weird.
But she was a sweetheart.
There. That's something you know now.
I can't top that one and won't even try. JMG with the mic drop right out of the gate.
jmg wrote: ↑07 Nov 2022, 17:51
There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa). She had elephantiasis of one boob. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. Her other boob was a tiny thing. Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. It was always super weird.
But she was a sweetheart.
There. That's something you know now.
I can't top that one and won't even try. JMG with the mic drop right out of the gate.
+1
Contest over.
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The views expressed here are either mine or not my own, not sure.
The opinions expressed here may or may not be my own.
I post links to stuff.
Make your own choices.
I'll make another pipe tool and do a second contest probably tomorrow.
The views expressed here are either mine or not my own, not sure.
The opinions expressed here may or may not be my own.
I post links to stuff.
Make your own choices.
