Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 12 May 2022, 15:38

I just helped myself to an Ice Cream Sandwich...but I was offended by the product name...not that you care

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 12 May 2022, 15:45

This morning I noticed I had trimmed my right big toenail quite not straight.

coco · Post by **coco** » 13 May 2022, 05:30

Bloodhound wrote: ↑12 May 2022, 15:38 I just helped myself to an Ice Cream Sandwich...but I was offended by the product name...not that you care

Ohhhh... I want one of those.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 13 May 2022, 07:36

coco wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 05:30
Bloodhound wrote: ↑12 May 2022, 15:38 I just helped myself to an Ice Cream Sandwich...but I was offended by the product name...not that you care

Ohhhh... I want one of those.

Ohhhh... I am one of those.

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 13 May 2022, 07:54

TMI for today: I weighed 225 this morning before taking a morning's constitutional, and I weighed 225 afterward. I'm not sure if that is a good thing, or bad.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 13 May 2022, 14:44

sweetandsour wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 07:54 TMI for today: I weighed 225 this morning before taking a morning's constitutional, and I weighed 225 afterward. I'm not sure if that is a good thing, or bad.

dern. was hoping for a solid 2 pound clogger.

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 13 May 2022, 16:37

JimVH wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 07:36
coco wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 05:30
Bloodhound wrote: ↑12 May 2022, 15:38 I just helped myself to an Ice Cream Sandwich...but I was offended by the product name...not that you care

Ohhhh... I want one of those.
Ohhhh... I am one of those.

A young Japanese colleague who was doing his year-long rotation through the US plant of a Japanese company I once worked for saw another colleague eating Maruchan brand ramen noddles for lunch. He said that means more or less "(Round) Fat Boy" in Japanese.

Hugo Drax · Post by **Hugo Drax** » 16 May 2022, 09:45

FredS wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 16:37
JimVH wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 07:36
coco wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 05:30
Ohhhh... I want one of those.
Ohhhh... I am one of those.
A young Japanese colleague who was doing his year-long rotation through the US plant of a Japanese company I once worked for saw another colleague eating Maruchan brand ramen noddles for lunch. He said that means more or less "(Round) Fat Boy" in Japanese.

He said "(Round) Fat Girl." Which is infinitely worse.

Fat Girl instant noodles.

Post by **Biff** » 16 May 2022, 10:37

Hugo Drax wrote: ↑16 May 2022, 09:45
FredS wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 16:37
JimVH wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 07:36
Ohhhh... I am one of those.
A young Japanese colleague who was doing his year-long rotation through the US plant of a Japanese company I once worked for saw another colleague eating Maruchan brand ramen noddles for lunch. He said that means more or less "(Round) Fat Boy" in Japanese.
He said "(Round) Fat Girl." Which is infinitely worse.

Fat Girl instant noodles.

Or Instant Fat Girl noodles, as the case may be.

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 16 May 2022, 11:21

Hugo Drax wrote: ↑16 May 2022, 09:45
FredS wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 16:37
JimVH wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 07:36
Ohhhh... I am one of those.
A young Japanese colleague who was doing his year-long rotation through the US plant of a Japanese company I once worked for saw another colleague eating Maruchan brand ramen noddles for lunch. He said that means more or less "(Round) Fat Boy" in Japanese.
He said "(Round) Fat Girl." Which is infinitely worse.

Fat Girl instant noodles.

I'll defer to your translation since it is likely more accurate than my recollection.

I've been telling this story wrong for 15 years.