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sweetandsour wrote: 04 May 2022, 07:55 This morning I pulled to the side of a local road, stopped, got out of the car and ran to flip an upside down turtle back over onto its' feet, and then scooted it off to the side of the road.
When I leave work there is a stretch of road that has a pond on one side. Last Thursday I picked up my 6th turtle off the roadway since I started this job 4 years ago.

I have a feeling it's the same turtle each time.
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GaryInVA wrote: 04 May 2022, 11:08
sweetandsour wrote: 04 May 2022, 07:55 This morning I pulled to the side of a local road, stopped, got out of the car and ran to flip an upside down turtle back over onto its' feet, and then scooted it off to the side of the road.
When I leave work there is a stretch of road that has a pond on one side. Last Thursday I picked up my 6th turtle off the roadway since I started this job 4 years ago.

I have a feeling it's the same turtle each time.
Ever find one on a fence post? We have a fence post turtle in Ottawa.
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I have itchy nipples.




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sweetandsour wrote: 04 May 2022, 07:55 This morning I pulled to the side of a local road, stopped, got out of the car and ran to flip an upside down turtle back over onto its' feet, and then scooted it off to the side of the road.
Actual video:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdbpTuK2/y
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Easter came and went, and no one mentioned peeps. I happened onto this, and was thinking of making a few for mother's day. But I still don't know. The bunny butts may not go over well.

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JimVH wrote: 04 May 2022, 17:12
sweetandsour wrote: 04 May 2022, 07:55 This morning I pulled to the side of a local road, stopped, got out of the car and ran to flip an upside down turtle back over onto its' feet, and then scooted it off to the side of the road.
Actual video:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdbpTuK2/y
Scared me for a moment. I saw “actual video” and thought it might be referring to Biff’s itchy nipples.
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I had a very health bowel movement today that included corn.
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Sir Moose wrote: 04 May 2022, 20:13
JimVH wrote: 04 May 2022, 17:12
sweetandsour wrote: 04 May 2022, 07:55 This morning I pulled to the side of a local road, stopped, got out of the car and ran to flip an upside down turtle back over onto its' feet, and then scooted it off to the side of the road.
Actual video:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdbpTuK2/y
Scared me for a moment. I saw “actual video” and thought it might be referring to Biff’s itchy nipples.
Different website. Pay per view.
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joegoat wrote: 04 May 2022, 20:23 I had a very health bowel movement today that included corn.
Corn: Straight from one cob to another.
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I've had a month to take an online first aid/CPR class. Tomorrow's the deadline. I thought it was going to be quick so I started it just before lunch today. Turns out it'll take about 8 hours. I'm not happy.
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