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I've given up dip again. Thanks be to God, I can start and stop it at will. What I miss most is that first buzz when I put a pinch in after I start my shift. I've just lost the taste for it again.
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Just heard a small hiss from the posterior of the brown dog, who is very comfortable on the couch next to me. Moments later I was inundated in the foul stench of dog fart.
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joegoat wrote: 18 May 2022, 18:36 Just heard a small hiss from the posterior of the brown dog, who is very comfortable on the couch next to me. Moments later I was inundated in the foul stench of dog fart.
That small hiss is your first clue .... didi mao! beat a hasty retreat!! unless of course, you enjoy the foul stench.. ???
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Biff wrote: 18 May 2022, 19:10
joegoat wrote: 18 May 2022, 18:36 Just heard a small hiss from the posterior of the brown dog, who is very comfortable on the couch next to me. Moments later I was inundated in the foul stench of dog fart.
That small hiss is your first clue .... didi mao! beat a hasty retreat!! unless of course, you enjoy the foul stench.. ???
No time. I was overcome by the deluge.
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Today marks my 14 years that I have been with my current employer...it went by fast in some senses and it has dragged by in others.

I was convinced it was 15 years...but after a careful count and my wife checking my math...it is in fact only 14...not that you care.
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I am growing a beard… again.
I’ve let it grow a few times over the last 40 years years, but always shaved at the 2-3 month mark.

What’s different about it this time is that it was my wife’s idea. Hmmm… she still manages to surprise me.

Don’t miss shaving, but I can’t wait for it to pass the itchy stage.
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Took the day off.
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I'm headed to lunch with my family and the the smoke shop for my first smoke in 4 years. Hope I still know how to pack a bowl.
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GaryInVA wrote: 21 May 2022, 09:55 I'm headed to lunch with my family and the the smoke shop for my first smoke in 4 years. Hope I still know how to pack a bowl.
Good luck & God speed.
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I once sprayed a pair of shoes with some sort of Febreze vanilla spray smell from a can.

I thought it was Tinactin.
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