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DLJake wrote: 16 Nov 2022, 17:09 It has come to my attention that the boots below are not in my closet. I am completely dumbfounded. I wished them to materialize. And I mean like way hard wishing but, to no avail.

I'm going to need to speak to the manager.

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Complaint Referral Form
Internet Crime Complaint Center

11/17/2022

Provide a description of the incident and how you were victimized. Provide information not captured elsewhere in this complaint form.

This website sells penny's with a cross stamped out of the center.

18 U.S. Code section 331: You can be charged with on offense for fraudulently defacing coins, mutilating coins, altering coins, diminishing them, impairing them, scaling them, or lightening them.

Pretty petty, I agree. We put penny's on railroad tracks as fun with cousins and passed down a great tradition though that's the same offense. Harmless.

The thing that bugs me is that they are using the cross to make a profit while breaking US Code. That just can't be OK.

Thank you for your consideration,
~Jake


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This thread gives me constipation.
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