Who Shot First?

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 12 Dec 2022, 12:03

Indy or Han?

Del · Post by **Del** » 12 Dec 2022, 12:57

Han. Definitely Han.

Indy was several years older.

tuttle · Post by **tuttle** » 12 Dec 2022, 13:27

Hovannes · Post by **Hovannes** » 12 Dec 2022, 15:35

Indy. Because old guys rule

SlowToke · Post by **SlowToke** » 12 Dec 2022, 15:58

Indy but Han's laser hit first. It's faster than a bullet.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 12 Dec 2022, 16:48

Them dammed Yankee Federalists shot first.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 12 Dec 2022, 16:49

Them dammed Confederate Rebels shot first.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 12 Dec 2022, 16:52

All new, tonight on Space Alien's Do the Darnedest Things:

New evidence suggests Grey Aliens actually started the American Civil War by shooting first.

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coco · Post by **coco** » 12 Dec 2022, 17:22

Yer mom.

joegoat · Post by **joegoat** » 12 Dec 2022, 17:58

SlowToke wrote: ↑12 Dec 2022, 15:58 Indy but Han's laser hit first. It's faster than a bullet.

Blaster bolts are not lasers, they are a plasma like substance generated by energizing gas. They are also significantly slower than as bullet. Your nerd card is in danger of being revoked.