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Tell me how old you are without telling me your age. I’ll go first.

I’m so old, I’ve smoked cigarettes on an airplane before.
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I am so old, that I carried a pocket knife to school every day
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I once flew commercially on a DC-3.
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I was three months old when I wrote the armistice for the Korean hostilities.
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At the age of 3 I complained that there weren't any cartoons on the days following JFK's shooting in Dallas.
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I was in 4th grade during the Cuban missile crisis. Each kid in class had to give the teacher our plan in case of nuclear missile attack, e.g., whether to run home, or stay at the school and take shelter underneath a desk.
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Post by Del »

GaryInVA wrote: 24 Mar 2024, 13:16 At the age of 3 I complained that there weren't any cartoons on the days following JFK's shooting in Dallas.
Bloodhound wrote: 24 Mar 2024, 10:05 I carried a pocket knife to school every day
Me too.

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GaryInVA wrote: 24 Mar 2024, 13:16 At the age of 3 I complained that there weren't any cartoons on the days following JFK's shooting in Dallas.
You're old. I was comfortably in the womb that day.
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+JMJ+

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Old enough to occlude my cardiac stents.
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