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- JimVH
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How in the world do dragons blow out candles?
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
- JimVH
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What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has noels.
The Christmas alphabet has noels.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
- Bloodhound
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I saw a news report that said 1 in 3 Americans were already starting their Christmas shopping for 2023!
I am assuming that the other 2 of the 3 Americans are....Men
I am assuming that the other 2 of the 3 Americans are....Men
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
- TheGiantNinja
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- FredS
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Meh. Dude goes 8 months since his last post and this is the best he can do?Del wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 12:37Most definitely worth the visit.TheGiantNinja wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 09:02 Did you hear about that fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
If we ever get to heaven boys, it ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong. - Kris Kristofferson
- Bloodhound
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I remember when I was in elementary school we lived in a house with a huge oak tree in the back yard with two tire swings!
Those were GoodYears
Those were GoodYears
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD