Dad jokes

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 24 Nov 2022, 07:45

How in the world do dragons blow out candles?

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 05 Dec 2022, 12:27

What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has noels.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 06 Jan 2023, 09:18

I saw a news report that said 1 in 3 Americans were already starting their Christmas shopping for 2023!

I am assuming that the other 2 of the 3 Americans are....Men

Post by **Biff** » 10 Jan 2023, 14:48

Why do men like women in leather?

Because they smell like new cars.

Hovannes · Post by **Hovannes** » 13 Jan 2023, 13:01

Biff wrote: ↑10 Jan 2023, 14:48 Why do men like women in leather?

Because they smell like new cars.

Post by **Biff** » 13 Jan 2023, 18:57

Hovannes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 13:01
Biff wrote: ↑10 Jan 2023, 14:48 Why do men like women in leather?

Because they smell like new cars.

I don't always tell dad jokes,
but when I do, they're dumb.

TheGiantNinja · Post by **TheGiantNinja** » 17 Jan 2023, 09:02

Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

Del · Post by **Del** » 17 Jan 2023, 12:37

TheGiantNinja wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 09:02 Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

Most definitely worth the visit.

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 17 Jan 2023, 12:45

Del wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 12:37
TheGiantNinja wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 09:02 Did you hear about that fire at the circus?

It was in tents.
Most definitely worth the visit.

Meh. Dude goes 8 months since his last post and this is the best he can do?

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 23 Jan 2023, 10:17

I remember when I was in elementary school we lived in a house with a huge oak tree in the back yard with two tire swings!

Those were GoodYears