Trouble with Squirrels

[Bloodhound]

Saw this and laughed...we all need a good laugh now and then so here we go...


The Town Squirrels are out of control

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.

The squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry at the Baptist church. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. Unfortunately, the squirrels liked the slide and knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now, they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

[JimVH]

"Now, they only see them at Christmas and Easter." HAHAHAHA

[Del]

What did Pentecostals do about the squirrels? Blare praise & worship tunes at them over loudspeakers?

And did the squirrels care as much as the neighbors?

[FredS]

But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now, they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

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