Heard at the Big Fresno Fair:
Why did the farmer yell at the grapes?
They were being un raisin-able
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A Department of Federal Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.
The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, So the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your card! Show him Your card!'
He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.
The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, So the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your card! Show him Your card!'
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“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
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Stopped in at a roadside Zoo a couple weeks ago. All they had for animals was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu...
It was a Shih Tzu...
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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Careful. They can be fierce.Bloodhound wrote: ↑04 Apr 2024, 10:53 Stopped in at a roadside Zoo a couple weeks ago. All they had for animals was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu...
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I love the bow tie and the look of total "In Charge-ness"JimVH wrote: ↑04 Apr 2024, 12:18Careful. They can be fierce.Bloodhound wrote: ↑04 Apr 2024, 10:53 Stopped in at a roadside Zoo a couple weeks ago. All they had for animals was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu...
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD