Hate List

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 23 May 2022, 06:35

It was a year ago I posted this somewhere, and it came to mind last night while looking at the weed thread.

Posted May 26, 2021
We attended a memorial service last night for a friend. To say that he was extremely unique is a complete understatement, and I won't expound because if you didn't know him you wouldn't understand him.

But there were various speakers, and a couple of his old co-workers shared that they compiled a "hate list" over the years, in humor, of things our friend had said he hated, such as cheese, raisins, Band-Aids, hand sanitizer, and "the other side of the house" whenever he's mowing. It was a long list, two or three typed pages perhaps.

While sitting there I tried to come up with my own list of tangible things, excluding inherently bad things like cancer and diseases, tornadoes, etc, and I truly couldn't come up with anything that I truly hate. Of course, there are some things I like better than others, but if I truly hate something, I can't think of it.

Now, 1 year later, a couple of things I hate have occurred to me. Mosquitoes, for example.

The guy I spoke of above, after he was diagnosed with Parkinson's, told me with a straight face, "I'm pretty shook up about it". I sure do miss that guy.

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 23 May 2022, 07:07

If the title of this thread doesn't have Homeland Security knocking your door down tonight then they suck at their job.

coco · Post by **coco** » 23 May 2022, 07:54

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 23 May 2022, 10:46

coco wrote: ↑23 May 2022, 07:54sin

I would've expected you to say goats.

Del · Post by **Del** » 23 May 2022, 10:57

The Hallmark Channel

Hugo Drax · Post by **Hugo Drax** » 23 May 2022, 13:53

Raisins. Mayonnaise. Mushy bananas. Stewed tomatoes. Natto. Pine-needle flavored beer. Legos on the stairs/floor. Check engine lights. Pig's feet. Chinese business practices. Mental illness. Demonic possession. Canned creamed corn. Japanese immigration officers.

Everything else is a-ok.

Post by **Biff** » 23 May 2022, 15:00

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JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 23 May 2022, 15:30

New country.

Post by **Biff** » 23 May 2022, 15:36

Old Country

coco · Post by **coco** » 23 May 2022, 17:45

sweetandsour wrote: ↑23 May 2022, 10:46
coco wrote: ↑23 May 2022, 07:54sin
I would've expected you to say goats.

Sin.

Sin and goats. Particularly sinful goats.

And all goats runneth over with sin.