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TheGiantNinja · Post by **TheGiantNinja** » 29 May 2022, 15:58

I smoked a pipe for the first time in more than 3 years yesterday. With good friends.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 29 May 2022, 17:32

TheGiantNinja wrote: ↑29 May 2022, 15:58 I smoked a pipe for the first time in more than 3 years yesterday. With good friends.

Fake news. I was not there.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 29 May 2022, 18:06

Warning: Blathering long and odd. Longer than most. OK?

Head out and need to get gas, imagine that. There's a place close so I go there.

I'm pulling in and this two-door red convertible Mercedes with the top down zooms in, in front of me. Who cares? I'm Pokey McSmokey. Then he just stops. In the lane for people to drive to where the gas pumps are. Also happens to be where the handicap parking space is. Douche in question just parks and opens his door and heads into the Circle K.

I'm quite annoyed as I have to maneuver Da Truck like the Red October so I can get to the gas pump and just be more pissed off at how much it is per gallon.

I slither my way through in the most annoyed manner imaginable.

When Bear is with me, I go inside grab him a treat and pay for gas inside. Exactly as it was today.

<<<<<<<I WAS TRIGGERED >>>>>>>>>

I walked in and saw Mr. Entitled Red Mercedes. Ready?

Adult white male late 20's to mid 30's.Casual shoes and khaki pants with a lime green t-shirt. He has several gold appearing necklaces. Several. One of them had an adornment of TVM. I walked over to puppy treat area, we do the cracker with peanut butter. Douchebag in question is standing in line with a 12 pack of Modelo. In cans. The pussy white version.

I was incensed like nobody's business.

As the lovely gal at the cash register was complementing lime t-shirt douche bag for the wigger-esque bling, I am directly behind said human and after cashier person stops, I say quite loudly. "Too bad he parks like an asshole!" Nab my cheddar and peanut butter cracker snacks and step in line. Douche bag pays for his beer and bolts out the door farthest from me.

That was it.

I'm a Karen, maybe.

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 29 May 2022, 19:15

I discovered something that I hate today, and planned to add it to the hate list on here, but now I've forgotten what it is/was.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 29 May 2022, 19:44

sweetandsour wrote: ↑29 May 2022, 19:15 I discovered something that I hate today, and planned to add it to the hate list on here, but now I've forgotten what it is/was.

I hate when I do that.

mdpiper · Post by **mdpiper** » 29 May 2022, 21:05

I’m camping with the family this weekend. It’s been fun!

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 30 May 2022, 17:28

I visited The Guilford County Courthouse, NC today.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 30 May 2022, 17:56

DLJake wrote: ↑30 May 2022, 17:28 I visited The Guilford County Courthouse, NC today.

It was about an hour away.

Wonder if I can find The Memorial Day 2022 Thread in less time.

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 30 May 2022, 19:02

DLJake wrote: ↑30 May 2022, 17:56
DLJake wrote: ↑30 May 2022, 17:28 I visited The Guilford County Courthouse, NC today.
It was about an hour away.

Wonder if I can find The Memorial Day 2022 Thread in less time.

I didn't see or look at any Memorial Day 2022 threads today, and my wife and I pretty much avoided people all day, except tp take lunch to her dad. But it was on my mind all weekend.

Thunktank · Post by **Thunktank** » 31 May 2022, 00:19

Tested positive for Covid tonight.