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Q: What do you call a fat Cajun who never tells the truth?
A: A jumbo-liar
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When two vegans are fighting over something, you know it's a beef.
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Please show respect and don't tell dad jokes if you're not a father.
That would be a faux pa.
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What noise does a piano make when it laughs?
Yamaha ha ha haha!
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Hovannes wrote: 07 Nov 2024, 18:32 What noise does a piano make when it laughs?
Yamaha ha ha haha!
No Steinway way way way way
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Q: Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
A: They lack toes.
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Hovannes wrote: 24 Nov 2024, 11:33 Q: Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
A: They lack toes.
Dey got 'toes intolerance.
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