The part of the forum where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong here, will be moved here. Maybe.
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Hovannes
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by Hovannes »
Q: What do you call a fat Cajun who never tells the truth?
A: A jumbo-liar
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Del
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by Del »
When two vegans are fighting over something, you know it's a beef.
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FredS
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by FredS »
Please show respect and don't tell dad jokes if you're not a father.
That would be a faux pa.
If we ever get to heaven boys, it ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong. - Kris Kristofferson
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Biff
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Hovannes wrote: 07 Nov 2024, 18:32
What noise does a piano make when it laughs?
Yamaha ha ha haha!
No Steinway way way way way
Here I stand. I can do no other.
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Del
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by Del »
Hovannes wrote: 24 Nov 2024, 11:33
Q: Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
A: They lack toes.
Dey got 'toes intolerance.