Do not toast this bread

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OK...GO

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This is why I do not want you to toast the bread

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Because y'all were wondering exactly how.....



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Skillet toast is the one true toast.
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JimVH wrote: 09 Aug 2022, 14:29 Skillet toast is the one true toast.
You all know that Jesus didn't have a toaster. Mary made skillet toast.
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Toast that has absorbed as much butter as possible is indeed God's gift to mankind.
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joegoat wrote: 09 Aug 2022, 21:33 Toast that has absorbed as much butter as possible is indeed God's gift to mankind.
Elvis Presley's cook, Mary Jenkins, used 3/4 of a stick of butter just to make one fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. She toasted the bread first to aid in the absorption and provide the texture that Elvis preferred.



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To those breads who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference - salud!
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