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Biff wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 16:13
Jocose wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 14:52 Are we just going to ignore the fact that Zuckerberg admitted that the ef-bee-eye asked Facebook to bury the laptop from hell story and info, which they did, before the 2020 election?
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Any flat earthers here? I'd love for them to try to convince me. I have a buddy on bookface that is one post away from flat earth crazy.
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joegoat wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 20:40 Any flat earthers here? I'd love for them to try to convince me. I have a buddy on bookface that is one post away from flat earth crazy.
I prefer the one about the covid shutdown occurring because birds aren't real and they needed to change the batteries in the bird-shaped drones.

I integrated that into my belief system.
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Hugo Drax wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 21:07
joegoat wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 20:40 Any flat earthers here? I'd love for them to try to convince me. I have a buddy on bookface that is one post away from flat earth crazy.
I prefer the one about the covid shutdown occurring because birds aren't real and they needed to change the batteries in the bird-shaped drones.

I integrated that into my belief system.
I've shot some birds in my day and cleaned most of them for eating. I can report that no batteries were discovered and they were delicious.
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joegoat wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 21:39
Hugo Drax wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 21:07
joegoat wrote: 30 Aug 2022, 20:40 Any flat earthers here? I'd love for them to try to convince me. I have a buddy on bookface that is one post away from flat earth crazy.
I prefer the one about the covid shutdown occurring because birds aren't real and they needed to change the batteries in the bird-shaped drones.

I integrated that into my belief system.
I've shot some birds in my day and cleaned most of them for eating. I can report that no batteries were discovered and they were delicious.
Me, too. Technology is amazing!!
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China and France have completed the first Yuan-settled LNG trade, abandoning the U.S. dollar.

Say goodbye to American world dominance and our economy.
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Jocose wrote: 29 Mar 2023, 13:27 China and France have completed the first Yuan-settled LNG trade, abandoning the U.S. dollar.

Say goodbye to American world dominance and our economy.
About 6 Nov 2020 I got on to CPS and said something to the effect of 'welcome to the banana republic'. No one agreed, no one really even commented. I was right.
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Panera Bread is implementing Amazon palm scanners at checkout by linking customer fingerprints to their loyalty accounts.
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Jocose wrote: 29 Mar 2023, 13:36 Panera Bread is implementing Amazon palm scanners at checkout by linking customer fingerprints to their loyalty accounts.
So how far out are we from the 'mark'?



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