Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 02 Sep 2022, 12:42

GaryInVA wrote: ↑02 Sep 2022, 12:09
JimVH wrote: ↑02 Sep 2022, 11:58
GaryInVA wrote: ↑02 Sep 2022, 11:16
Pattymelt, which I couldn't finish.
I get it. There are a number of foods I've cut way back on or eliminated. A lot of them I don't even think about anymore. I talk a good game, but lately my culinary life is pretty boring.
This.

I get my culinary enjoyment from being able to smoke again.

Boom.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 02 Sep 2022, 17:41

I recently received on my door step 40 pounds of coffee in various flavors and sizes of containers.

It's Keto Coffee. 40 pounds of Keto Coffee in 4 different flavors.

Killed the charge on the credit card.

Asked the shipper to send me a return shipping label so they would not be out of product and cash. Crickets.

How long do I need to wait until I just chuck it all into the trash?

Post by **Biff** » 02 Sep 2022, 17:46

DLJake wrote: ↑02 Sep 2022, 17:41 I recently received on my door step 40 pounds of coffee in various flavors and sizes of containers.

It's Keto Coffee. 40 pounds of Keto Coffee in 4 different flavors.

Killed the charge on the credit card.

Asked the shipper to send me a return shipping label so they would not be out of product and cash. Crickets.

How long do I need to wait until I just chuck it all into the trash?

What the heck is 'keto coffee'?

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 02 Sep 2022, 17:57

Biff wrote: ↑02 Sep 2022, 17:46
DLJake wrote: ↑02 Sep 2022, 17:41 I recently received on my door step 40 pounds of coffee in various flavors and sizes of containers.

It's Keto Coffee. 40 pounds of Keto Coffee in 4 different flavors.

Killed the charge on the credit card.

Asked the shipper to send me a return shipping label so they would not be out of product and cash. Crickets.

How long do I need to wait until I just chuck it all into the trash?
What the heck is 'keto coffee'?

That's what I'm asking. However. Not clicking any links that might explain it. Packages were from Bullitt Proof. When I got the two large boxes, I wondered if I ordered a bunch of ammo. I'd been searching for prices. So, makes since.

Not ammo.

The Tobacco Fairy would not order this product in the 2 ounce trial size let alone 40 pounds to the tune of 950 USD - 1247.69 Canadian.

Life is odd enough right now without this.

Post by **Biff** » 02 Sep 2022, 21:47

'Keto coffee' is literally coffee made with a keto diet in mind. It's regular coffee made with butter / ghee / mgt oil / coconut oil.

Methinks someone got ripped. Ripped reeeeeaaalll good. Were you drunk?

If the shipper doesn't respond, share the joy. Sans glitter, of course.

coco · Post by **coco** » 03 Sep 2022, 15:26

Troubadour wrote: ↑03 Sep 2022, 15:01
Biff wrote: ↑02 Sep 2022, 21:47 'Keto coffee' is literally coffee made with a keto diet in mind. It's regular coffee made with butter / ghee / mgt oil / coconut oil.

Methinks someone got ripped. Ripped reeeeeaaalll good. Were you drunk?

If the shipper doesn't respond, share the joy. Sans glitter, of course.
That actually sounds like something I would drink.

DL's stuff is probably artisanal, but from what I understand you can just add a couple of tablespoons of butter to your morning coffee to avoid the mid-morning ketogenic hangries.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 04 Sep 2022, 07:41

Biff wrote: . . . Sans glitter, of course.

Get off my cloud, man.

joegoat · Post by **joegoat** » 05 Sep 2022, 00:36

3:30 am and I'm wide awake... I made the mistake of falling asleep twice today. Blasted night shift!

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 06 Sep 2022, 07:19

I hate flying in commercial aircraft. Competition among airlines has driven ticket prices down to where the "common man" can afford to fly. The problem is that the common man, by and large, received no parental training in how to behave in airports or airplanes and they sure as heck haven't figured it out on their own.

Ten hours is my cutoff. If I can drive to a place in 10 hours I'll do so.

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 06 Sep 2022, 07:28

FredS wrote: ↑06 Sep 2022, 07:19 I hate flying in commercial aircraft. Competition among airlines has driven ticket prices down to where the "common man" can afford to fly. The problem is that the common man, by and large, received no parental training in how to behave in airports or airplanes and they sure as heck haven't figured it out on their own.

Ten hours is my cutoff. If I can drive to a place in 10 hours I'll do so.

My cutoff is a day, which is longer in summer with DST. If I can leave home at dawn and arrive before or at dark then I drive, usually renting a car to do so. But if I fly, ever since Covid I've flown 1st class or business class, whatever gets me a seat up at the front of the plane. Although even that precaution doesn't guarantee to shield you from the idiocy.