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I'm eating mission figs.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
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I'm eating HEB chicken salad in the parking lot for lunch whilst running errands.
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I got a haircut a couple of days ago. The young gal asked me if I wanted to keep it a bit longer on top and I must've given her a puzzled look because she then said "most guys that have less hair on top generally like to keep it a bit longer on top"
Ah, ok, sure I said. I looked down as she was cutting my hair and I saw a lot of gray hair, dang man.
After she was finished she asked if I wanted her to take a look at my eyebrows!
WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
Ah, ok, sure I said. I looked down as she was cutting my hair and I saw a lot of gray hair, dang man.
After she was finished she asked if I wanted her to take a look at my eyebrows!
WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
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Getting old didn't take as long as I thought it would.
If we ever get to heaven boys, it ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong. - Kris Kristofferson
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We only have 3 "forever" stamps in the drawer. Should last another year and a half.
If we ever get to heaven boys, it ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong. - Kris Kristofferson
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I'm getting away for the weekend with my wife.
It's our 35th Anniversary, this Monday.
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I'm currently reading a story from ~1947, about fishing in NY Harbor and ran across this line:
"Another species, the Baptist flounder, is caught in abundance but thrown back; it goes bad shortly after it comes out of the water, whence its name."
"Another species, the Baptist flounder, is caught in abundance but thrown back; it goes bad shortly after it comes out of the water, whence its name."
The Indians will not bother you now, on account of ... you are touched.
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THE BABES ARE BACK!Troubadour wrote: ↑22 Sep 2022, 13:34Jocose wrote: ↑22 Sep 2022, 11:32 I got a haircut a couple of days ago. The young gal asked me if I wanted to keep it a bit longer on top and I must've given her a puzzled look because she then said "most guys that have less hair on top generally like to keep it a bit longer on top"
Ah, ok, sure I said. I looked down as she was cutting my hair and I saw a lot of gray hair, dang man.
After she was finished she asked if I wanted her to take a look at my eyebrows!
WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
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Politicians lie repeatedly. Well, at least their fund raisers do. I'm getting probably 50 calls, texts and emails per day, all telling me it's my last chance. Some say it's my final opportunity.
I used to text back "stop", but that only confirmed a working number and cause an increase in these spam calls. Now I have them going directly to spam as much as possible, then periodically clear the spam folder out.
I used to text back "stop", but that only confirmed a working number and cause an increase in these spam calls. Now I have them going directly to spam as much as possible, then periodically clear the spam folder out.
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