Dad jokes

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 24 Sep 2022, 13:51

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I'll let you know.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 24 Sep 2022, 13:52

Why do golfers always carry an extra sock?

In case they get a hole in one.

Sir Moose · Post by **Sir Moose** » 24 Sep 2022, 14:55

If it's a 'penny for your thoughts,' but you 'put in your two-cents worth,' somebody is making a profit in the process.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 18 Oct 2022, 13:44

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 24 Oct 2022, 10:46

Amal and Juan are identical twins.

Their mom only carries one baby
photo in her wallet..

Because if you've seen Juan you've
seen Amal.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 24 Oct 2022, 11:06

My wife told me I ruined her birthday.

But I didn't even know it was her birthday.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 27 Oct 2022, 10:41

I am into fitness!

Fitness whole pizza in my mouth!

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 27 Oct 2022, 10:41

I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza.

I’ll call it the Crust Station.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 05 Nov 2022, 08:33

I tried to go to a kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting, but all the seats were taken.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 07 Nov 2022, 18:59

What do you call a Frenchman being attacked by a tiger?

Claude.