Dad jokes

[Hovannes]

[Hovannes]

Heard at the Big Fresno Fair:

Why did the farmer yell at the grapes?
They were being un raisin-able

[Hovannes]

Two fedoras are sitting on a shelf in a men's store.
The first fedora says to the second:
I'll stay here, you go on ahead."

[Hovannes]

Two silkworms were having some sort of competition. It ended in the tie.

What's worse than a Giraffe with a sore throat?
A Hippopotamus with chapped lips.

[Hovannes]

A Department of Federal Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.

He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.

The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, So the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your card! Show him Your card!'

[JimVH]

Pun? Meme? Dad joke?

[Bloodhound]

Stopped in at a roadside Zoo a couple weeks ago. All they had for animals was a dog.


It was a Shih Tzu...

[JimVH]

Stopped in at a roadside Zoo a couple weeks ago. All they had for animals was a dog.


It was a Shih Tzu...

Careful. They can be fierce.

[Bloodhound]

Stopped in at a roadside Zoo a couple weeks ago. All they had for animals was a dog.


It was a Shih Tzu...

Careful. They can be fierce.

I love the bow tie and the look of total "In Charge-ness"

[Sir Moose]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the 'possum how it's done.