Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 08 Jul 2022, 15:47

Had a late lunch with my 2nd ex-wife today. Yes, we're still friends. Who do you think sat with my "I've fallen and can't get up" ass all day in the ER in January?

Post by **Biff** » 08 Jul 2022, 18:37

DLJake wrote: ↑08 Jul 2022, 15:47 Had a late lunch with my 2nd ex-wife today. Yes, we're still friends. Who do you think sat with my "I've fallen and can't get up" ass all day in the ER in January?

Yer mom?

Yohanan · Post by **Yohanan** » 08 Jul 2022, 19:16

I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 09 Jul 2022, 19:11

Yohanan wrote: ↑08 Jul 2022, 19:16 I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!

Seek professional medical help immediately.

Yohanan · Post by **Yohanan** » 09 Jul 2022, 19:36

DLJake wrote: ↑09 Jul 2022, 19:11
Yohanan wrote: ↑08 Jul 2022, 19:16 I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!
Seek professional medical help immediately.

I'm to far gone.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 10 Jul 2022, 16:03

Yohanan wrote: ↑09 Jul 2022, 19:36
DLJake wrote: ↑09 Jul 2022, 19:11
Yohanan wrote: ↑08 Jul 2022, 19:16 I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!
Seek professional medical help immediately.
I'm to Did you just type "to" right there when you should have used "too" instead? far gone.nawww. it's all good bruh. I lie often. Like just now.

gotta be like 5 maybe 6 voices in my head 24x7

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 11 Jul 2022, 07:06

Had an interesting weekend up in here. Went to a barbecue (not a cookout, our host really BBQ'ed tri tip, salmon, and chicken wings) with Mrs FredS's coworkers. As often happens with these deals, the spouses gathered away from the nut-job shop talk (they're therapists after all). I met a deaf lesbian park ranger who's just taken up fly fishing and tying. She's around 30 and full of excitement over her new hobby. We hit it off. I also met a freelance symphony conductor who went to the same college as daughter #3, a supervisor for the sanitation company who picks up our trash, a young professor from the local college, and a cowgirl from Wyoming who's recently retired from barrel racing.

The only downside was that Mrs FredS works at a rehab hospital and most of her coworkers are in recovery themselves - in fact the party was in celebration of someones 5 year sober anniversary - so there was no booze.

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 11 Jul 2022, 07:18

FredS wrote: ↑11 Jul 2022, 07:06 Had an interesting weekend up in here. Went to a barbecue (not a cookout, our host really BBQ'ed tri tip, salmon, and chicken wings) with Mrs FredS's coworkers. As often happens with these deals, the spouses gathered away from the nut-job shop talk (they're therapists after all). I met a deaf lesbian park ranger who's just taken up fly fishing and tying. She's around 30 and full of excitement over her new hobby. We hit it off. I also met a freelance symphony conductor who went to the same college as daughter #3, a supervisor for the sanitation company who picks up our trash, a young professor from the local college, and a cowgirl from Wyoming who's recently retired from barrel racing.

The only downside was that Mrs FredS works at a rehab hospital and most of her coworkers are in recovery themselves - in fact the party was in celebration of someones 5 year sober anniversary - so there was no booze.

I really hate to be the one to ask it, but where are the pics? BTW I coulda swore there was a band by the name "deaf lesbian".

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 11 Jul 2022, 11:55

You're thinking of the Indigo Girls.

GaryInVA · Post by **GaryInVA** » 11 Jul 2022, 15:25

I taught a former coworker to smoke a pipe a couple weeks ago. Started him off on Carter Hall. Got a text from him yesterday asking "are these any good?" along with a pic of Escudo and 3 Nuns tins. He really liked the Escudo.

I have a big smile.