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Hovannes wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 18:43
Del wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 13:13
FredS wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 11:34
Getting old didn't take as long as I thought it would.
I'm getting away for the weekend with my wife.

It's our 35th Anniversary, this Monday.
Congratulations Del!
Thank you.

Pray for my wife. She ended up married to some cranky old man.
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My cousin and his wife is coming to visit in a couple weeks. They are fishing nuts. Gonna go jewfishing before it gets too cold and the season ends.
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Del wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 20:55
Hovannes wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 18:43
Del wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 13:13

I'm getting away for the weekend with my wife.

It's our 35th Anniversary, this Monday.
Congratulations Del!
Thank you.

Pray for my wife. She ended up married to some cranky old man.
I’m just grateful we live in a world where cranky men can marry-up.

Congratulations to both of you on your 35th.
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I cooked up some thick sliced, hickory smoked bacon in a well seasoned cast iron skillet on the gas stove, a match made in heaven. After the bacon was done I lowered the heat to low and did 4 over medium eggs. Having a nice cup of espresso along with the feast.

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I have 3 pair of black jeans that have turned grey. Dyed them. I hope it restores the pristine goth-butt look.

Although with the weight I've dropped, they would pass for wigger pants. Y'know - waistband around my bungholio.

In other news, I bought a new belt today. My old belt which is perfectly fine is about 40 years old.
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Biff wrote: 23 Sep 2022, 14:31 I have 3 pair of black jeans that have turned grey. Dyed them. I hope it restores the pristine goth-butt look.

Although with the weight I've dropped, they would pass for wigger pants. Y'know - waistband around my bungholio.

In other news, I bought a new belt today. My old belt which is perfectly fine is about 40 years old.
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coco wrote: 23 Sep 2022, 18:50
Biff wrote: 23 Sep 2022, 14:31 I have 3 pair of black jeans that have turned grey. Dyed them. I hope it restores the pristine goth-butt look.

Although with the weight I've dropped, they would pass for wigger pants. Y'know - waistband around my bungholio.

In other news, I bought a new belt today. My old belt which is perfectly fine is about 40 years old.
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Post by FredS »

Sometimes I read the prayer requests - particularly the ones about sick and injured children - and am overcome with how messed up things can be. At the very second I need Him most, I forget about God. It's a story as old as time I know, but man, it's hard out here sometimes.

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About three o’clock, Jesus cried out in a loud voice. He said, “Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?” This means “My God, my God, why have you deserted me?”
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The local Sonic Drive-in here is now serving deep fried chocolate chip cookie dough ala-mode. I've resisted so far, due to fears of going into a coma.
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FredS wrote: 26 Sep 2022, 18:31 Sometimes I read the prayer requests - particularly the ones about sick and injured children - and am overcome with how messed up things can be. At the very second I need Him most, I forget about God. It's a story as old as time I know, but man, it's hard out here sometimes.

Matthew 27:46
About three o’clock, Jesus cried out in a loud voice. He said, “Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?” This means “My God, my God, why have you deserted me?”
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