Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 15 Aug 2022, 09:14

Just returned from a western Caribbean cruise. Picked up covid as a souvenir.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 16 Aug 2022, 08:24

FredS wrote: ↑15 Aug 2022, 09:14 Just returned from a western Caribbean cruise. Picked up covid as a souvenir.

That is awful...hope you had a great time before getting sick

coco · Post by **coco** » 17 Aug 2022, 17:53

No, Hon, I didn't just "spend a bunch of money on pipes and tobacco," it's an Inflation Reduction Program.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 17 Aug 2022, 18:17

coco wrote: ↑17 Aug 2022, 17:53 No, Hon, I didn't just "spend a bunch of money on pipes and tobacco," it's an Inflation Reduction Program.

That's where I made my mistake. I'm still leaning on "It's for the children".

Hugo Drax · Post by **Hugo Drax** » 17 Aug 2022, 19:01

JimVH wrote: ↑17 Aug 2022, 18:17
coco wrote: ↑17 Aug 2022, 17:53 No, Hon, I didn't just "spend a bunch of money on pipes and tobacco," it's an Inflation Reduction Program.
That's where I made my mistake. I'm still leaning on "It's for the children".

We just had this discussion.

I pointed out the box-to-spouse ratio evident on garbage night.

Who knew being right could hurt so much??

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 18 Aug 2022, 08:03

Hugo Drax wrote: ↑17 Aug 2022, 19:01 Who knew being right could hurt so much??

Every man since Adam.

Hugo Drax · Post by **Hugo Drax** » 18 Aug 2022, 08:04

FredS wrote: ↑18 Aug 2022, 08:03
Hugo Drax wrote: ↑17 Aug 2022, 19:01 Who knew being right could hurt so much??
Every man since Adam.

Genuine audible chuckle.

joegoat · Post by **joegoat** » 19 Aug 2022, 02:53

The garden is pumping out cucumbers. I've found that the number of cucumbers I eat in a day directly coincides with the number of bowel movements I have the following day.

I guess I too am pumping out cucumbers.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 20 Aug 2022, 16:54

Peek-a-boo.

Because there really isn't a place to put this on the interwebs without looking like a total dork.

Still the same here; just a smaller audience.

I've started a new venture sponsored by The Tobacco Fairy.

Free to good home.

I do small BS modifications to Hot Wheels cars and pass them on to whoever / whomever.

1st time was leaving one at a pizza place cashier counter undetected.

2nd time was in a store that had a lot of Hot Wheels and I had one my pocket planning to lay it on exit bricks as I left. I'm in the store trying to find materials for a recent custom ask of a 1930's racer. I used to be able to find 1930 - 1935 Ford Coups for 88 cents USD. Now, I can't find a one. Thanks Obama Care. Meanwhile ...... back at the ranch.

The mother person was so into baby boy just letting him gaze and look at any small diecast he wanted. Of course he has a big ol' towhead. After a few moments I say, "Hey, mom." She turns to look and I have the FREE TO GOOD HOME label that's on the bottom of the car for her to read. It took just a few seconds and I turned the car over in my hand. I gave it to her to give to baby towhead.

It's just fun.

coco · Post by **coco** » 20 Aug 2022, 17:00

Finland's PM, Sanna Marin, has recently been accused of behavior unbecoming of a public official. She was dancing at a party.

I dedicate the following song to her political detractors: