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A quiet day. Grilled strip steak, baked potato,
and corn eaten at the ancestral homestead with my people.

Sitting outside back in the city now, smoking a pipe and praying for you all. It's a vale of tears but I'm thankful.
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The lawn man is here. My wife’s usually sweet demeanor immediately darkened. I got up to go pay him and she grabbed the check out of my hand, said “I’ll take care of this”, and marched out the door with great determination. I don’t know what happened (or didn’t) last week, but I pity the fool on the other end of that weed eater.

I’m just grateful it’s not me.
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Post by joegoat »

I pooped today.
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Post by Biff »

dON'T you poop everyday?
Here I stand. I can do no other. :flags-wavegreatbritain: :flags-canada:
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Post by JimVH »

joegoat wrote: 30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
Yes, but we’re you on the clock?
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Post by Biff »

JimVH wrote: 30 May 2023, 22:21
joegoat wrote: 30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
Yes, but we’re you on the clock?
Don't poop on the clock, that's gross.
Here I stand. I can do no other. :flags-wavegreatbritain: :flags-canada:
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Post by FredS »

Biff wrote: 31 May 2023, 10:20
JimVH wrote: 30 May 2023, 22:21
joegoat wrote: 30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
Yes, but we’re you on the clock?
Don't poop on the clock, that's gross.
Use the Amber Heard defense. Blame it on the dog.
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Post by Del »

joegoat wrote: 30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
In our family, we call this "getting lucky."
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Post by coco »

Del wrote: 31 May 2023, 13:50
joegoat wrote: 30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
In our family, we call this "getting lucky."
Yer doing it wrong.
I am not as cool as JimVH. Nor or you. Well, unless you ARE JimVH.
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Post by Bloodhound »

I just noticed this

FredS
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I snorked the coffee I was drinking...

Too Darned Funny!!!
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