Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 02 Apr 2024, 08:37

I dropped a leaf blower on my toes while up on the roof a couple of months ago and it’s still black and blue.

Post by **Biff** » 02 Apr 2024, 17:11

Jocose wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 08:37 I dropped a leaf blower on my toes while up on the roof a couple of months ago and it’s still black and blue.

The blue will deflect the space lasers. I'd cover the black with blue though. You wouldn't want 1/2 your roof burned. Are you expecting your roof color to change?

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 03 Apr 2024, 08:17

Biff wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 17:11
Jocose wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 08:37 I dropped a leaf blower on my toes while up on the roof a couple of months ago and it’s still black and blue.
The blue will deflect the space lasers. I'd cover the black with blue though. You wouldn't want 1/2 your roof burned. Are you expecting your roof color to change?

I see what you did there...well played sir

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 03 Apr 2024, 08:20

Biff wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 17:11
Jocose wrote: ↑02 Apr 2024, 08:37 I dropped a leaf blower on my toes while up on the roof a couple of months ago and it’s still black and blue.
The blue will deflect the space lasers. I'd cover the black with blue though. You wouldn't want 1/2 your roof burned. Are you expecting your roof color to change?

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 03 Apr 2024, 09:36

"56 Shades of Blue" Now that is a movie title!

Del · Post by **Del** » 03 Apr 2024, 15:12

sweetandsour wrote: ↑01 Apr 2024, 04:39 I wondered only for a brief moment, yesterday on Easter Sunday, exactly what transgender "visibility" is.

I wish it meant that such folks flaunting their emotional illnesses were rather more invisible all the rest of the year.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 04 Apr 2024, 10:01

How to tell your crossword was written by a foreigner:

Clue - Mainstay of Cajun Cooking
Answer - Prawns

I answered shrimp and it threw off my whole puzzle. Nothing else would work. When have you ever heard of someone asking for prawn etouffee or a prawn po-boy. Or maybe prawns and grits. Hello, Bubba Gump Prawn Company.
Because you so often hear a short dude called "prawn". You know, those famous Gulf Coast prawn boats.

Pfft.

Outrage. Sheer, abject outrage.

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 04 Apr 2024, 15:29

We buy electricity from the city and the send out a quarterly report showing our power use to those of regular neighbors and efficient neighbors. Sorta like that schem in China where you get extra citizen points if the closed circuit cameras catch you helping an old lady cross the street or picking up someone else's hamburger wrapper. Anyway, I work from home and have a desktop, laptop, and three 27" monitors running 8-10 hours a day, along with AC to keep me comfortable in that roomful of heat generators and I still only use about 10% more power than my brown-nosing efficient neighbors. %25 less than the wasteful pigs.

coco · Post by **coco** » 04 Apr 2024, 17:15

FredS wrote: ↑04 Apr 2024, 15:29 We buy electricity from the city and the send out a quarterly report showing our power use to those of regular neighbors and efficient neighbors. Sorta like that schem in China where you get extra citizen points if the closed circuit cameras catch you helping an old lady cross the street or picking up someone else's hamburger wrapper. Anyway, I work from home and have a desktop, laptop, and three 27" monitors running 8-10 hours a day, along with AC to keep me comfortable in that roomful of heat generators and I still only use about 10% more power than my brown-nosing efficient neighbors. %25 less than the wasteful pigs.

You need more monitors.

James-Owen · Post by **James-Owen** » 08 Apr 2024, 18:23

I just purchased 2.5 acres to build a house on.