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I'm eating mission figs.
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I'm eating HEB chicken salad in the parking lot for lunch whilst running errands.
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I got a haircut a couple of days ago. The young gal asked me if I wanted to keep it a bit longer on top and I must've given her a puzzled look because she then said "most guys that have less hair on top generally like to keep it a bit longer on top"

Ah, ok, sure I said. I looked down as she was cutting my hair and I saw a lot of gray hair, dang man.

After she was finished she asked if I wanted her to take a look at my eyebrows!

WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
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Jocose wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 11:32 WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
Getting old didn't take as long as I thought it would.
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We only have 3 "forever" stamps in the drawer. Should last another year and a half.
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Post by Del »

FredS wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 11:34
Jocose wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 11:32 WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
Getting old didn't take as long as I thought it would.
I'm getting away for the weekend with my wife.

It's our 35th Anniversary, this Monday.
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I'm currently reading a story from ~1947, about fishing in NY Harbor and ran across this line:

"Another species, the Baptist flounder, is caught in abundance but thrown back; it goes bad shortly after it comes out of the water, whence its name."
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Troubadour wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 13:34
Jocose wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 11:32 I got a haircut a couple of days ago. The young gal asked me if I wanted to keep it a bit longer on top and I must've given her a puzzled look because she then said "most guys that have less hair on top generally like to keep it a bit longer on top"

Ah, ok, sure I said. I looked down as she was cutting my hair and I saw a lot of gray hair, dang man.

After she was finished she asked if I wanted her to take a look at my eyebrows!

WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
THE BABES ARE BACK!
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Politicians lie repeatedly. Well, at least their fund raisers do. I'm getting probably 50 calls, texts and emails per day, all telling me it's my last chance. Some say it's my final opportunity.

I used to text back "stop", but that only confirmed a working number and cause an increase in these spam calls. Now I have them going directly to spam as much as possible, then periodically clear the spam folder out.
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Post by Hovannes »

Del wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 13:13
FredS wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 11:34
Jocose wrote: 22 Sep 2022, 11:32 WTH HOW DID I GET SO OLD?
Getting old didn't take as long as I thought it would.
I'm getting away for the weekend with my wife.

It's our 35th Anniversary, this Monday.
Congratulations Del!
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