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DLJake wrote: ↑11 Nov 2022, 19:09 New tires on DA TRUCK today.

Baby needed new shoes.

JimVH wrote: ↑11 Nov 2022, 19:29

DLJake wrote: ↑11 Nov 2022, 19:09 New tires on DA TRUCK today.

Baby needed new shoes.

I use the nice cool weather here to detail DA TRUCK. You gimme shade, I give you shiny truck with boss wheels. I missed last years fall/winter detailing season due to my short dance with morphine and crutches. I nabbed a few small sample sized bottles of new products to see if the one's I had needed upgrading. Prelim wheel testing predicts a landslide for the legacy product in both the tire and the rim categories. Tomorrow morning will tell the tale that everyone pretty much already knows. The things we do for our children.

DLJake wrote: ↑12 Nov 2022, 17:20

JimVH wrote: ↑11 Nov 2022, 19:29

DLJake wrote: ↑11 Nov 2022, 19:09 New tires on DA TRUCK today.

Baby needed new shoes.

I use the nice cool weather here to detail DA TRUCK. You gimme shade, I give you shiny truck with boss wheels. I missed last years fall/winter detailing season due to my short dance with morphine and crutches. I nabbed a few small sample sized bottles of new products to see if the one's I had needed upgrading. Prelim wheel testing predicts a landslide for the legacy product in both the tire and the rim categories. Tomorrow morning will tell the tale that everyone pretty much already knows. The things we do for our children.

Here's to hoping the polls got this one right.

Yesterday I was painting the Model T's split rims with galvanizing compound using a rattle can.
A couple of big globs landed on my $6 knock off Crocs, which I didn't notice until they had already dried.
This morning, a rag with paint thinner made my cheap knock off Crocs look presentable again.

Hovannes wrote: ↑18 Nov 2022, 09:04 Yesterday I was painting the Model T's split rims with galvanizing compound using a rattle can.
A couple of big globs landed on my $6 knock off Crocs, which I didn't notice until they had already dried.
This morning, a rag with paint thinner made my cheap knock off Crocs look presentable again.

Nope. There's nothing a man can do to make Crocs look presentable.

FredS wrote: ↑18 Nov 2022, 09:19

Hovannes wrote: ↑18 Nov 2022, 09:04 Yesterday I was painting the Model T's split rims with galvanizing compound using a rattle can.
A couple of big globs landed on my $6 knock off Crocs, which I didn't notice until they had already dried.
This morning, a rag with paint thinner made my cheap knock off Crocs look presentable again.

Nope. There's nothing a man can do to make Crocs look presentable.

I rock some camo crocs and make them look good.

Redneck chic baby.

JimVH wrote: ↑18 Nov 2022, 12:05

FredS wrote: ↑18 Nov 2022, 09:19

Hovannes wrote: ↑18 Nov 2022, 09:04 Yesterday I was painting the Model T's split rims with galvanizing compound using a rattle can.
A couple of big globs landed on my $6 knock off Crocs, which I didn't notice until they had already dried.
This morning, a rag with paint thinner made my cheap knock off Crocs look presentable again.

Nope. There's nothing a man can do to make Crocs look presentable.

I rock some camo crocs and make them look good.

No, you don't make them look good.

Unless they're house slippers (that never go outside) or sterile operating room shoes, a man should never wear Crocs.

And to think, Jake came to you for advice on manly footwear.

Last year I was in a waiting room while Rita was having a heart procedure. A panhandler came in with a sad routine, and before he could finish asking for money a couple of security guards escorted him out.

Today, I’m in the same waiting room and the same panhandler walks in. I watched him go from area to area sizing up the group. He chose the room I’m in, switched into character, and this time got to finish his act. Best I could tell, he cleared about 20 or 30 bucks from the others in the room.

They were so proud I didn’t have the heart to tell them.

My Cardiologist's NP told me to start taking fish oil
"Do you have allergies?" She asked
"Cats," I told her, "so I guess no catfish oil for me."
"Good one." she replied.

I am working the late shift today. Off at 10pm.

However, new holiday rules: after 4pm on Friday all weekend days are paid $3 more p/hour.

I have never been paid so little. Well, not in my adult life.

I sold my Bigfoot camper - kinda sad to see it go. Good memories were made in that beasty.