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Posted: 29 Nov 2022, 23:57
by Jocose
Iykyk
EDIT: IYKYK
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 30 Nov 2022, 08:05
by Jocose
I have small but painful second degree burns on my left leg and foot from welding in my boxer briefs and my Adidas slides.
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Posted: 30 Nov 2022, 12:01
by Bloodhound
Jocose wrote: ↑30 Nov 2022, 08:05
I have small but painful second degree burns on my left leg and foot from welding in my boxer briefs and my Adidas slides.
Sorry to hear...sounds like frying bacon in the nude...well sorta...ok both are bad ideas.
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Posted: 01 Dec 2022, 20:57
by Hovannes
Jocose wrote: ↑30 Nov 2022, 08:05
I have small but painful second degree burns on my left leg and foot from welding in my boxer briefs and my Adidas slides.
praying
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Posted: 02 Dec 2022, 13:00
by Jocose
Hovannes wrote: ↑01 Dec 2022, 20:57
Jocose wrote: ↑30 Nov 2022, 08:05
I have small but painful second degree burns on my left leg and foot from welding in my boxer briefs and my Adidas slides.
praying
Thanks Hov, I think I got most of the buckshot out and everything appears to be healing up ok.
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Posted: 03 Dec 2022, 10:00
by FredS
Jocose wrote: ↑30 Nov 2022, 08:05
I have small but painful second degree burns on my left leg and foot from welding in my boxer briefs and my Adidas slides.
BTDT
Your headvoice says "It's only a small job. A couple minutes tops. Just stand back with your feet wide apart and you'll be fine."
A couple minutes later, your real voice says "Ah crap! You're an idiot."
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Posted: 03 Dec 2022, 11:55
by coco
Jocose wrote: ↑30 Nov 2022, 08:05
I have small but painful second degree burns on my left leg and foot from welding in my boxer briefs and my Adidas slides.
PIcs or it...
Nevermind.
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Posted: 03 Dec 2022, 21:26
by DLJake
Yesterday, I was in full dress up mode including the seldom worn grey top hat and headed into our small touristy downtown area. I do this in the holidays. Dress up all 1890's look-a-like-fakery and wave at cars coming through the circle. It's great fun. I parked Da Truck down at the light and started walking up the brick walkway to the circle.
I hear a human singing-humming quietly yet aloud, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. She was in a motorized wheelchair and her beautiful face was as a childs as she noticed me. She gasped and did a wide eye thing for just a flash then asked if I was Scrooge, grinning. I went into full character with bah-humbugs and mumbling rants. Told her, I'd talk to them Spirits later if i had the time. She laughed as I grumpily stomped away.
I got my Christmas present early.
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Posted: 03 Dec 2022, 21:28
by DLJake
Jocose wrote: ↑30 Nov 2022, 08:05
I have small but painful second degree burns on my left leg and foot from welding in my boxer briefs and my Adidas slides.
Yer really a Jay Leno sock puppet?
Did not see that coming.
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Posted: 04 Dec 2022, 20:51
by Jocose
DLJake wrote: ↑03 Dec 2022, 21:26
Yesterday, I was in full dress up mode including the seldom worn grey top hat and headed into our small touristy downtown area. I do this in the holidays. Dress up all 1890's look-a-like-fakery and wave at cars coming through the circle. It's great fun. I parked Da Truck down at the light and started walking up the brick walkway to the circle.
I hear a human singing-humming quietly yet aloud, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. She was in a motorized wheelchair and her beautiful face was as a childs as she noticed me. She gasped and did a wide eye thing for just a flash then asked if I was Scrooge, grinning. I went into full character with bah-humbugs and mumbling rants. Told her, I'd talk to them Spirits later if i had the time. She laughed as I grumpily stomped away.
I got my Christmas present early.
Yer really a Jay Leno sock puppet?
Did not see that coming