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Posted: 29 May 2023, 19:40
by Hugo Drax
A quiet day. Grilled strip steak, baked potato,
and corn eaten at the ancestral homestead with my people.
Sitting outside back in the city now, smoking a pipe and praying for you all. It's a vale of tears but I'm thankful.
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Posted: 30 May 2023, 17:03
by JimVH
The lawn man is here. My wife’s usually sweet demeanor immediately darkened. I got up to go pay him and she grabbed the check out of my hand, said “I’ll take care of this”, and marched out the door with great determination. I don’t know what happened (or didn’t) last week, but I pity the fool on the other end of that weed eater.
I’m just grateful it’s not me.
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Posted: 30 May 2023, 17:36
by joegoat
I pooped today.
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Posted: 30 May 2023, 18:38
by Biff
dON'T you poop everyday?
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Posted: 30 May 2023, 22:21
by JimVH
joegoat wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
Yes, but we’re you on the clock?
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Posted: 31 May 2023, 10:20
by Biff
JimVH wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 22:21
joegoat wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
Yes, but we’re you on the clock?
Don't poop on the clock, that's gross.
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Posted: 31 May 2023, 10:49
by FredS
Biff wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 10:20
JimVH wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 22:21
joegoat wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
Yes, but we’re you on the clock?
Don't poop on the clock, that's gross.
Use the Amber Heard defense. Blame it on the dog.
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Posted: 31 May 2023, 13:50
by Del
joegoat wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
In our family, we call this "getting lucky."
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Posted: 31 May 2023, 13:59
by coco
Del wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 13:50
joegoat wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 17:36I pooped today.
In our family, we call this "getting lucky."
Yer doing it wrong.
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Posted: 31 May 2023, 14:36
by Bloodhound
I just noticed this
FredS
A Rotten Mexican Woman
I snorked the coffee I was drinking...
Too Darned Funny!!!