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I like trail mix.

What kind?

Oh. You know this one and that one.

I see.

Yeah the M&Ms are a great boost, ya know? Dude! Wait. Whaaaa

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This one time, Bloodhound and I were fishing with durangopipe and he took to feeling poorly. He was thankful he had some "gorp" along. That's right, he calls it gorp. He's an old mountain hippie.

I'm partial to Kar's sweet n salty mix in the single serve bags. Buy it by the truckload at Sam's or Costco and have it stashed in all my vehicles, backpacks, fishing bags, coats, camper, etc. I think the M&M's are Chinese knock-offs because they don't melt as easy as the real ones. That's a good thing.
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I checked my snack drawer, and it's empty. No Trail Mix.

Except that I found something weird at the bottom.

It said "Vanilla Shortbread Collagen Protein Bar." It tastes like drywall.
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I had some this week that had almonds, cashews, raisins, and little peanut butter cups. The tiny PB cups were a much better surprise than M&Ms.
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JimVH wrote: 07 May 2022, 19:58 I had some this week that had almonds, cashews, raisins, and little peanut butter cups. The tiny PB cups were a much better surprise than M&Ms.
Sounds good, except for the cashews, cashews cause a (wasps crawling in my mouth) sensation, along with the bent over double in pain, explosive rear end discharge, it's really a bad scene.
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Yohanan wrote: 09 Jul 2022, 18:21
JimVH wrote: 07 May 2022, 19:58 I had some this week that had almonds, cashews, raisins, and little peanut butter cups. The tiny PB cups were a much better surprise than M&Ms.
Sounds good, except for the cashews, cashews cause a (wasps crawling in my mouth) sensation, along with the bent over double in pain, explosive rear end discharge, it's really a bad scene.
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Biff wrote: 09 Jul 2022, 18:48
Yohanan wrote: 09 Jul 2022, 18:21
JimVH wrote: 07 May 2022, 19:58 I had some this week that had almonds, cashews, raisins, and little peanut butter cups. The tiny PB cups were a much better surprise than M&Ms.
Sounds good, except for the cashews, cashews cause a (wasps crawling in my mouth) sensation, along with the bent over double in pain, explosive rear end discharge, it's really a bad scene.
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Del wrote: 07 May 2022, 18:21 I checked my snack drawer, and it's empty. No Trail Mix.

Except that I found something weird at the bottom.

It said "Vanilla Shortbread Collagen Protein Bar." It tastes like drywall.
Got a good chuckle out of that one.
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Cook bacon, slightly on the crispy side.

Crush.

Trail mix.
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