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It's what happenin' after foodies & drinkies!
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Are you asking for BM pics? My four month old has made some stellar examples recently.
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Not clicking that link! :snooty:
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mdpiper wrote: 07 May 2022, 22:29 Not clicking that link! :snooty:
Oddly enough, it comes back here.
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Biff wrote: 07 May 2022, 22:45
mdpiper wrote: 07 May 2022, 22:29 Not clicking that link! :snooty:
Oddly enough, it comes back here.
Sure it does. :shifty: :shifty:
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DLJake wrote: 07 May 2022, 17:05 viewforum.php?f=23

It's what happenin' after foodies & drinkies!
I'm getting to the age where I have to think about these things more often than I want to.
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I'm a municipal employee I can take this thread in some crazy directions with some of my stories!
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cobster wrote: 09 May 2022, 12:44 I'm a municipal employee I can take this thread in some crazy directions with some of my stories!
what are you waiting for, man??! lay it on us, already.
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You asked for it!
Hey tom! Ask mat why his socks are wet? Matt: FU!!! Mat and will were summer help in the sewer dept one day they were given the task of cleaning the wet well of a pump station. Matt catches a broken rung of a old ladder ripping his getto hazmat suit aka cheap orange rain suit and ducktape. So he's like im already down here what cojld happen? As he was shoveling away sewage flowed out a pipe and hit his rip -filling him up like a ziplock bag!!! So afterwords he took a shower with his clothes on in the truck garage.
When we have to borrow trucks from the sewer dept i always laugh when I tell the kids thats not dirt all over this truck. They always reply what is it then?? I'll give you one guess Sewer dept ewww thats disgusting!!!!
Why is a mop stuck in the flusher vac hose?
Not a mop -tampon strings
A sewer force mane broke in a parking lot of a apartment complex yup Mr hankys theme park! A 40' tower of sewage.
During the flooding years we had 20y ago at 2am people would come out and complain about the 12" 2 stroke diesel pump screaming away pumping the exess water out of the sewers into the storm system me: so how fast do you want your house to flood with sweage?? They instead thank me for working 24/7
I show up on a dig job and was told DO NOT HIT THAT PIPE!!! is it gas,water??? No worse!!! Sewer force main!!!
Bill jumps up into one of the sewer 10w dump to pee the driver hits the box vibrator scaring the crap out of bill. At the old swere plant were the guys used to dump spoiles the tomato plants would grow the size of basket balls one of the highway guys wanted to get one and sank up to his neck in Sewage.
A homeowner found out the hard way the turnout for his sewer lateral conection was put in backwards the next time they flushed the sewer the toilets got back flushed with 2 1/2 " hose with 2000psi of water
Hows this DLJake?
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cobster wrote: 09 May 2022, 18:37 You asked for it!
Hey tom! Ask mat why his socks are wet? Matt: FU!!! Mat and will were summer help in the sewer dept one day they were given the task of cleaning the wet well of a pump station. Matt catches a broken rung of a old ladder ripping his getto hazmat suit aka cheap orange rain suit and ducktape. So he's like im already down here what cojld happen? As he was shoveling away sewage flowed out a pipe and hit his rip -filling him up like a ziplock bag!!! So afterwords he took a shower with his clothes on in the truck garage.
When we have to borrow trucks from the sewer dept i always laugh when I tell the kids thats not dirt all over this truck. They always reply what is it then?? I'll give you one guess Sewer dept ewww thats disgusting!!!!
Why is a mop stuck in the flusher vac hose?
Not a mop -tampon strings
A sewer force mane broke in a parking lot of a apartment complex yup Mr hankys theme park! A 40' tower of sewage.
During the flooding years we had 20y ago at 2am people would come out and complain about the 12" 2 stroke diesel pump screaming away pumping the exess water out of the sewers into the storm system me: so how fast do you want your house to flood with sweage?? They instead thank me for working 24/7
I show up on a dig job and was told DO NOT HIT THAT PIPE!!! is it gas,water??? No worse!!! Sewer force main!!!
Bill jumps up into one of the sewer 10w dump to pee the driver hits the box vibrator scaring the crap out of bill. At the old swere plant were the guys used to dump spoiles the tomato plants would grow the size of basket balls one of the highway guys wanted to get one and sank up to his neck in Sewage.
A homeowner found out the hard way the turnout for his sewer lateral conection was put in backwards the next time they flushed the sewer the toilets got back flushed with 2 1/2 " hose with 2000psi of water
Hows this DLJake?
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