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I heard this joke in the early '80's, while I was working in a lab in Houston. It's no longer politically correct, because it's true.
Q. Do you know what a Texan is?
A. A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.
Q. Do you know what a Texan is?
A. A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.
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I'm Mexican but I'm not on my way north. I must be a Texacan.
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
― Albert Einstein
― Albert Einstein
- JimVH
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How do you ask if someone is from Texas?
You won’t have to.
I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
You won’t have to.
I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
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"Here"?
CPS map says your "here" is in the middle of Nowhere, Nevada. I even figured that you could send me your prize-winning chili recipe, seeing how you weren't using it no more.
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You mean the suburbs of Area 51? That’s my alter ego.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
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Favor for me: Ask your alter-ego to send me that prize-winning chili recipe.