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Because they take it so well....
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I, for one, look forward to this thread.
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GaryInVA wrote: 30 Jun 2022, 17:23 I, for one, look forward to this thread.
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I heard this joke in the early '80's, while I was working in a lab in Houston. It's no longer politically correct, because it's true.


Q. Do you know what a Texan is?

A. A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.
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Del wrote: 30 Jun 2022, 19:55 I heard this joke in the early '80's, while I was working in a lab in Houston. It's no longer politically correct, because it's true.


Q. Do you know what a Texan is?

A. A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.
I'm Mexican but I'm not on my way north. I must be a Texacan.
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How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




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JimVH wrote: 01 Jul 2022, 22:33 How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
"Here"?

CPS map says your "here" is in the middle of Nowhere, Nevada. I even figured that you could send me your prize-winning chili recipe, seeing how you weren't using it no more.
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Del wrote: 02 Jul 2022, 07:29
JimVH wrote: 01 Jul 2022, 22:33 How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
"Here"?

CPS map says your "here" is in the middle of Nowhere, Nevada. I even figured that you could send me your prize-winning chili recipe, seeing how you weren't using it no more.
You mean the suburbs of Area 51? That’s my alter ego.
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JimVH wrote: 03 Jul 2022, 16:30
Del wrote: 02 Jul 2022, 07:29
JimVH wrote: 01 Jul 2022, 22:33 How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
"Here"?

CPS map says your "here" is in the middle of Nowhere, Nevada. I even figured that you could send me your prize-winning chili recipe, seeing how you weren't using it no more.
You mean the suburbs of Area 51? That’s my alter ego.
Favor for me: Ask your alter-ego to send me that prize-winning chili recipe.
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