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The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 30 Jun 2022, 16:02
by Del
Because they take it so well....

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 30 Jun 2022, 17:23
by GaryInVA
I, for one, look forward to this thread.

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 30 Jun 2022, 17:41
by DLJake
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The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 30 Jun 2022, 19:55
by Biff
GaryInVA wrote: 30 Jun 2022, 17:23 I, for one, look forward to this thread.
:text-+1:

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 30 Jun 2022, 19:55
by Del
I heard this joke in the early '80's, while I was working in a lab in Houston. It's no longer politically correct, because it's true.


Q. Do you know what a Texan is?

A. A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 01 Jul 2022, 17:29
by GaryInVA
Del wrote: 30 Jun 2022, 19:55 I heard this joke in the early '80's, while I was working in a lab in Houston. It's no longer politically correct, because it's true.


Q. Do you know what a Texan is?

A. A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.
I'm Mexican but I'm not on my way north. I must be a Texacan.

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 01 Jul 2022, 22:33
by JimVH
How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 02 Jul 2022, 07:29
by Del
JimVH wrote: 01 Jul 2022, 22:33 How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
"Here"?

CPS map says your "here" is in the middle of Nowhere, Nevada. I even figured that you could send me your prize-winning chili recipe, seeing how you weren't using it no more.

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 03 Jul 2022, 16:30
by JimVH
Del wrote: 02 Jul 2022, 07:29
JimVH wrote: 01 Jul 2022, 22:33 How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
"Here"?

CPS map says your "here" is in the middle of Nowhere, Nevada. I even figured that you could send me your prize-winning chili recipe, seeing how you weren't using it no more.
You mean the suburbs of Area 51? That’s my alter ego.

The Safe Space for Poking Fun At Texans

Posted: 03 Jul 2022, 16:57
by Del
JimVH wrote: 03 Jul 2022, 16:30
Del wrote: 02 Jul 2022, 07:29
JimVH wrote: 01 Jul 2022, 22:33 How do you ask if someone is from Texas?

You won’t have to.




I wasn’t born in Texas, but I was raised here. I married a north Texas girl just in case to firm up my citizenship.
"Here"?

CPS map says your "here" is in the middle of Nowhere, Nevada. I even figured that you could send me your prize-winning chili recipe, seeing how you weren't using it no more.
You mean the suburbs of Area 51? That’s my alter ego.
Favor for me: Ask your alter-ego to send me that prize-winning chili recipe.