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Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
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Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

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“Light. Strong. Cheap. Pick two.”

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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

― Albert Einstein
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JudgeRusty wrote: 07 Jul 2022, 16:25 "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it is not necessary to show it off.

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To bed with itchy butt, means stinky fingers in the morn.

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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

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Biff wrote: 22 Aug 2022, 16:17 Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

~ George Burns
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“Avowed atheists are not a tenth as dangerous as those preachers who scatter doubt and stab at faith…Germany was made unbelieving by her preachers, and England is following in her tracks.”

-Charles Spurgeon
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