Christian Pipe Smokers

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
- Harry S. Truman

Marry a girl who can back a trailer.
- FredS

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Ronald Reagan

“Light. Strong. Cheap. Pick two.”

- Keith Bontrager

JudgeRusty wrote: ↑07 Jul 2022, 16:25 "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
My Daddy.

I didn't know your Daddy was John Wayne! ? But you DO look a lot like your Daddy

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it is not necessary to show it off.

--Bill Murray

To bed with itchy butt, means stinky fingers in the morn.

--Julius Caesar.

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

~ George Burns

Biff wrote: ↑22 Aug 2022, 16:17 Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

~ George Burns

I like that one. I'm going to use it.

“Avowed atheists are not a tenth as dangerous as those preachers who scatter doubt and stab at faith…Germany was made unbelieving by her preachers, and England is following in her tracks.”

-Charles Spurgeon