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Do not toast this bread

Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 09:17
by Bloodhound
OK...GO

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Nothing?



OK I'll Start

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Do not toast this bread

Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 09:30
by Biff
One word: go keto

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Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 10:39
by Del

Do not toast this bread

Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 11:22
by Bloodhound
This is why I do not want you to toast the bread

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Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 12:46
by Del
Because y'all were wondering exactly how.....



Live Toast:


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Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 14:29
by JimVH
Skillet toast is the one true toast.

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Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 17:25
by Del
JimVH wrote: 09 Aug 2022, 14:29 Skillet toast is the one true toast.
You all know that Jesus didn't have a toaster. Mary made skillet toast.

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Posted: 09 Aug 2022, 21:33
by joegoat
Toast that has absorbed as much butter as possible is indeed God's gift to mankind.

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Posted: 10 Aug 2022, 10:50
by JimVH
joegoat wrote: 09 Aug 2022, 21:33 Toast that has absorbed as much butter as possible is indeed God's gift to mankind.
Elvis Presley's cook, Mary Jenkins, used 3/4 of a stick of butter just to make one fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. She toasted the bread first to aid in the absorption and provide the texture that Elvis preferred.



Now you know.

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Posted: 10 Aug 2022, 18:14
by AdamZ
To those breads who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference - salud!