My daughter has gone astray

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Now that Petey has crossed the bridge, Daisy Donuts seems to be finding her place. So far, I have about $1500 in repairs to the house. She chewed the entire window sill off of the front bay window, the corner off the stairs, and the corner off of our Broyhill bedroom suit that we bought 35 years ago when we got married. She has destroyed every area rug in the house, and while Petey was older and settled, Daisy has incredible agility and energy. As the result, our 27 year old fence had to be replaced $5500.00!

As if that weren't enough, now Daisy Donuts has delved into the dark web and will be the November centerfold for "PlayPup" !!! What is a father to do?

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Sometimes good parents just have bad kids. Go easy on yourself.
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My dear fellow, my heart skipped a beat when I read the title. Totally unexpected!

Must say, if there has to be a bad baby in your house, I'm glad it's the dog.

* edit...nice one, Biff.
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Hugo Drax wrote: 09 Oct 2022, 17:02 My dear fellow, my heart skipped a beat when I read the title. Totally unexpected!

Must say, if there has to be a bad baby in your house, I'm glad it's the dog.

* edit...nice one, Biff.
hAHAHAHha.... I forgot I did that & played myself... :D
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