Thanks Giving

joegoat · Post by **joegoat** » 10 Oct 2022, 17:40

Bloodhound wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 14:04 No turkey...what about turkey...you have to have turkey for Thanks Giving...its like a rule

This is Canadian Thanksgiving, think Canadian bacon. They find a way to ruin everything.

Post by **Biff** » 10 Oct 2022, 20:53

No Turkey, no olives, no velveeta stuffed celery.

Food coma.

jmg · Post by **jmg** » 10 Oct 2022, 21:10

Biff wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 20:53 No Turkey, no olives, no velveeta stuffed celery.

Food coma.

Olives and velveeta celery...What sort yankee Thanksgiving hell on a plate is this?

Post by **Biff** » 10 Oct 2022, 22:01

jmg wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 21:10
Biff wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 20:53 No Turkey, no olives, no velveeta stuffed celery.

Food coma.
Olives and velveeta celery...What sort yankee Thanksgiving hell on a plate is this?

Tenderloin, garlic-mashed potatoes, sweet yam caserole, green beans, dill carrots, apple-raspberry pie for desert. Food coma... SOOOOOO good.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 10 Oct 2022, 22:24

Biff wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 22:01
jmg wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 21:10
Biff wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 20:53 No Turkey, no olives, no velveeta stuffed celery.

Food coma.
Olives and velveeta celery...What sort yankee Thanksgiving hell on a plate is this?
Tenderloin, garlic-mashed potatoes, sweet yam caserole, green beans, dill carrots, apple-raspberry pie for desert. Food coma... SOOOOOO good.

Theimpudent texted this

Luke 6:25

What sorrow awaits you who are fat and prosperous now, for a time of awful hunger awaits you. What sorrow awaits you who laugh now, for your laughing will turn to mourning and sorrow.

Also he said it's Thanksgiving not Thanks Giving.

Post by **Biff** » 11 Oct 2022, 09:15

Tell the Impudent to go consult with Candida.

Also, I'm up 4 pounds AFTER taking a dump this morning. We are NOT amused. However, I am still giving thanks. Ergo I'm thanks giving.

Did I get the comas right?

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 11 Oct 2022, 09:52

Biff wrote: ↑10 Oct 2022, 22:01
Tenderloin, garlic-mashed potatoes, sweet yam caserole, green beans, dill carrots, apple-raspberry pie for desert. Food coma... SOOOOOO good.

That all sounds fantastic but its not what the teacher told me that the pilgrims ate...

SlowToke · Post by **SlowToke** » 11 Oct 2022, 10:18

For the record, black olives can be eaten all year around; not just at Thanksgiving. Someone has to eat the nasty things because it sure won't be me.

Post by **Biff** » 11 Oct 2022, 10:48

SlowToke wrote: ↑11 Oct 2022, 10:18 For the record, black olives can be eaten all year around; not just at Thanksgiving. Someone has to eat the nasty things because it sure won't be me.

I'll eat them if they're buried in cheese on a pizza, otherwise, it's a hard pass.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 11 Oct 2022, 10:54

I wonder if there is a correlation between black olive and candy corn haters.