jmg wrote: ↑07 Nov 2022, 17:51 There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa). She had elephantiasis of one boob. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. Her other boob was a tiny thing. Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. It was always super weird.
But she was a sweetheart.
There. That's something you know now.
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There was lady in Hewa named Ofacoco wrote: ↑11 Nov 2022, 16:10jmg wrote: ↑07 Nov 2022, 17:51 There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa). She had elephantiasis of one boob. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. Her other boob was a tiny thing. Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. It was always super weird.
But she was a sweetheart.
There. That's something you know now.
Two different size boobs she'd show ya
And when you'd been gone
And come back home
In two different places
They'd hug ya
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There was lady in Hewa named Ofa
Two different size boobs she'd show ya
And when you'd been gone
And come back home
In two different places
They'd hug ya
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