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jmg wrote: 07 Nov 2022, 17:51 There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa). She had elephantiasis of one boob. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. Her other boob was a tiny thing. Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. It was always super weird.

But she was a sweetheart.

There. That's something you know now.
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First was the creation of the Gonad now we have hugging elephantids of the boob.

What's next? Like, seriously. This is starting to roll!
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coco wrote: 11 Nov 2022, 16:10
jmg wrote: 07 Nov 2022, 17:51 There was a lady in Hewa named, Ofa (Oh-fa). She had elephantiasis of one boob. It was like someone had made a boob out of silly putty and stretched it down past her waist. Her other boob was a tiny thing. Ofa rarely ever wore a shirt. To top it off she was a very sweet lady and one of the only Hewa women that actually would hug a man. When she hugged me, I could always feel one boob down by my crotch and the other between my chest and belly button. It was always super weird.

But she was a sweetheart.

There. That's something you know now.
There was lady in Hewa named Ofa
Two different size boobs she'd show ya
And when you'd been gone
And come back home
In two different places
They'd hug ya
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jmg wrote: <this snippage brought to you by the VHA*>

There was lady in Hewa named Ofa
Two different size boobs she'd show ya
And when you'd been gone
And come back home
In two different places
They'd hug ya
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I can't wait to here the next quote, I have read a lot of unusual Stuff here, this thread will be the bomb!!!
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If I remember correctly I belive I read on cps: "that boy's more confused then a mood ring on a skitsphenic chameleon! "
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