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colton wrote: 30 Nov 2022, 12:37
LushMojo wrote: 28 Nov 2022, 20:28 Hey ladies, is this the snaketits support group?
Hey! It's that guy.

Good to see yer face.
Hey…..YOU! Sup Colt?
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tuttle wrote: 30 Nov 2022, 12:57 I purchased a pipe Lush sold years ago. It's a cool pipe and it always reminds me of him whenever I look at it.

When I smoke it I say, "Ah, tastes like LushMojo"
My wife just snorted when I read this one aloud.
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Del wrote: 29 Nov 2022, 07:40
LushMojo wrote: 29 Nov 2022, 00:09
Jocose wrote: 28 Nov 2022, 22:26 JimVH torched it but afrs/biffrs brought it back to life.

Are you still with what's her name?
Ok, this I gotta hear.

My wife? Yes. Still with her.
There's not much to tell. The old site crashed and Monkey disappeared from the face of the earth.

We're not sure how or why. Consensus opinion is that Gentleman JimVH was involved. Could be a legend. He's not saying.

Biff (the artist formerly knows as AFRS) built a new site. All of the archived mischief (including the Chicken Towel) is lost forever.

CPS is a remnant of what we were. Old and in the way now, just complaining about our prostates.
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Careful, Lush, half of these guys whining about their prostates are probably just looking for a free examination.
I am not as cool as JimVH. Nor or you. Well, unless you ARE JimVH.
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coco wrote: 30 Nov 2022, 17:25 Careful, Lush, half of these guys whining about their prostates are probably just looking for a free examination.
Thumbs up to that.

But seriously, what’s the last thing you want to hear during a prostate exam? Pull my finger.




But seriously…..
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LushMojo wrote: 30 Nov 2022, 18:42
coco wrote: 30 Nov 2022, 17:25 Careful, Lush, half of these guys whining about their prostates are probably just looking for a free examination.
Thumbs up to that.

But seriously, what’s the last thing you want to hear during a prostate exam? Pull my finger.




But seriously…..
I thought the last thing you wanted to hear during a prostate exam was, "Look! No hands!"
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LushMojo wrote: 30 Nov 2022, 18:42 But seriously, what’s the last thing you want to hear during a prostate exam? Pull my finger.




But seriously…..
"You can put your pants on that chair next to mine." :eusa-naughty:





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Wait, what were we talking about?
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LushMojo wrote: 01 Dec 2022, 09:03 Wait, what were we talking about?
[Hidden=My last prostate exam was painful. The Dr was sympathetic and placed his hand on my shoulder, after crying out in pain again he placed his other hand on my other shoulder.]

That's all folks! Have a good night, dont forget to tip the bartenders.[/hidden]
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Yay! Lushmojo is back! BTW, I've shared your thin mint milk straw trick with many folks that manage to make it into my inner circle and it always blows their motherscootin' minds.
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