Christian Pipe Smokers

Can you believe it? The guy comes over for my kids birthday and the Chiefs game. We get ready to sing hymns for Advent and he gets the heck outta there. The war on Christmas has made it to my living room.

I've heard him sing.
You didn't miss much.

Call him The Tiger King.
He fucking hates Carols.

Maybe he dashed out to get his 6 string? Or a pack of cigarettes? Didn't come back so like, whatever.

Ah yer too late brother. Shoulda posted this before Thanksgiving. Listen to Yoko: War is over (if you want it).

I got a good verbal lashing once, when I was a youngster, not from my parents but from my siblings. Never air out any family dirty laundry.