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Biff wrote: 20 Jun 2022, 09:20 Boom...

[ plain chachalaca]
Because there's nothing fancy about it, right?
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Did you hear about the guy that evaporated?






He’ll be mist.
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When my wife gets sad, I let her color in my tattoos.







Everyone deserves a shoulder to crayon.
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Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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A new café just opened up on the moon.
Good food but no atmosphere.
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Hovannes wrote: 09 Sep 2022, 11:41 A new café just opened up on the moon.
Good food but no atmosphere.
I like cheese!
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Troubadour wrote: 10 Sep 2022, 21:01
Bloodhound wrote: 26 Jul 2022, 15:43 Image
Actually it's the Flash.
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Troubadour wrote: 12 Sep 2022, 15:56 Actually, the Flash probably has the most "runs", not "home runs".
Nah......The Flash was more into photography.
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Where is Big Will / Ninja Lawyer guy? He's got mad Dad Joke skillz.
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Dad: Look, a flock of cows!
Kid: Herd of cows.
Dad: Of course I've heard of them; there's a flock of them right over there.
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