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A new kid started at my work last week. His name is Lance.
...You don't hear of many people with that name any more. But back in the middle ages they were named Lance a lot.
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I'm just glad I live in a moose-free zone.
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JimVH wrote: ↑19 Jul 2023, 13:15 I'm just glad I live in a moose-free zone.
Pretty regular occurrence within the moose zone.
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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?









A: Ten tickles.
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I'm investing in stocks. Chicken, fish, beef... I'm gonna be a boullionaire.
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coco wrote: ↑03 Aug 2023, 16:20 I'm investing in stocks. Chicken, fish, beef... I'm gonna be a boullionaire.
Sauce?
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I do not know the secret to True Happiness...


BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza 8-)
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Bloodhound wrote: ↑04 Aug 2023, 09:31 I do not know the secret to True Happiness...


BUT I have never been sad when I am eating Pizza 8-)
I hate pizza.

I always eat too much of it.
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On a scale of one to ten, urinate.
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I ran into a guy at the pub who told me he was a pop star in 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant.
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