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Dad, what's a forklift?


Usually just food, son.
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What is the difference between a businessman and a dog?


The businessman wears trousers and the dog......pants.
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I'm looking for a trebuchet for sale.

It's a long shot, I know.
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What do you call a mom who tells dad jokes?




A faux pa.
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My wife threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday.

I was like.. What the Hellmann?!?!
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Mom says that I have two major faults: I don't listen. And something else.
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I believe in 12.5% of the BIble. Guess I'm and eighth-theist.
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Three cospiracy theorists walk into a bar.


You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
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What movie star is always ready for cereal?

Reese.







With her spoon.
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Post by JimVH »

How do you get a pikachu on the bus.




You pokemon.
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