If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again. Then quit.
There's no point in being a dang fool about it.
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Angry cowboy walks into the barn. Looks at his horse and says, "Hey! Did you steal my thesaurus?"
Horse looks at him and says, "Nope."
Horse looks at him and says, "Nope."
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." -My dad
"No reserves. No retreats. No regrets." -William Borden
"No reserves. No retreats. No regrets." -William Borden
- JimVH
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Why did Han Solo send his steak back?
It was Chewie.
It was Chewie.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
- JimVH
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What starts with a W and ends with a T?
No, really, it does.
No, really, it does.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
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What do you call short people telling jokes?
A little funny.
A little funny.
“The great thing about dogs is we all have the best one.” -Me
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix
“Don’t you ever try that again. That’s how people get store bought teeth.” -Joe Mannix